How Inbredward Am I?

Find out if you're a bit too airheaded to be online!

Are you a Handsome Squidward who's suave, mogful, and tuff? Or are you more of an Inbredward, who's uncouth, airheaded, and honestly kinda rude? We're here to find out where on the squectrum (Squidward spectrum) you land!

Just answer a few simple questions, and we'll tell you whether or not you're totally Inbredward.

A side-by-side image of Squidward looking crazed and Handsome Squidward.

Questions Overview

1. The waiter just brought your food and said, "Enjoy!" What do you say in response?"
  1. "Thanks, you too!"
  2. "Don't tell me what to do."
  3. "I'm sure I will!"
2. Choose a musician:
  1. Drake
  2. Beyoncé
  3. Noah Kahan
  4. Benson Boone
  5. Britney Spears
  6. New Jeans
3. Have you ever gotten into a fight with someone online?
  1. Constantly. I'm always squaring up on the internet.
  2. Now and then, but not often.
  3. Not really, or I don't remember.
4. What's your daily screen time, not including work or school?
  1. 0-2 hours
  2. 2-5 hours
  3. 5+ hours
5. When was the last time you finished a book, cover to cover?
  1. This week!
  2. This month!
  3. Sometime in the past six months!
  4. In the past year.
  5. It's been more than a year.
6. Choose a meme:
  1. Sitting wolf
  2. Mocking SpongeBob
  3. Double-eyed Wazowski
  4. Wojack
7. Someone's holding the door for you, but they're a bit far away. What do you do?
  1. Hustle a bit so I don't leave them hanging.
  2. Walk more slowly to kind of annoy them.
  3. Pretend I'm going the other direction. This is embarrassing.
8. You're more likely to...
  1. Ragebait someone.
  2. Be ragebaited.
  3. Watch on the sidelines while someone gets ragebaited.
  4. What the heck is "ragebaiting?"
9. Real talk: Do you think the term "Inbredward" is offensive?
  1. Yeah, duh. It's supposed to be.
  2. It's not pretty, but there are worse words, I guess.
  3. Not really. It's fine.
  4. Yes. I hate it.
10. Have you ever liked or shared an online article without actually reading it?
  1. Many times. It's the headline that matters!
  2. Probably a few times, but not a lot.
  3. Never. You gotta read the article if you want to talk about it.

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Inbredward Meaning

Depending on where you spend time online, you might have seen the term "Inbredward" thrown around a bit. According to slang expert Tobi Nwodo, the term is "used as a joking term to mock someone's actions online, usually after [they’ve done] something stupid or funny.”[1]

The term is often used alongside an image of the character Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants making a goofy face with buckteeth. Hence the portmanteau of "Squidward" and "inbred." Suffice to say, it's not a very nice thing to be called, but at the same time, it's all part of the banter and choptalk of the internet. While you should be careful how you use it, it's not that serious, and all in good fun.


Similar slang terms:

  • Chopped: This is used to refer to someone or something that's unattractive or ugly.
  • Washed: A slang term used to say that someone or something isn't as good as it used to be.
  • Cooked: Used to mean that someone or something is done for, or is about to face consequences they can't avoid.
  • Goofy ahh: A version of "goofy-ass," it's used to say that something is unserious or lame.

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References

  1. Tobi Nwodo. Slang Expert. Expert Interview