How Will You Crash Out?

Feeling a little unhinged lately? 🤪

No one can have it all together all the time! Once in a while, a good crash out is totally understandable, and you might be due for one. But how exactly will you crash out? Are you going to make an impulsive decision with your hair? Post an unhinged storytime on social media? Go on a major shopping spree you can't afford? Or something else entirely? Hit "Start Quiz," and we'll take a guess!

Disclaimer: This quiz is all in good fun! We don't actually think you're unhinged or about to crash out.

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Questions Overview

1. Which area of your life are you LEAST satisfied with right now?
  1. My love life. It’s just heartbreak after heartbreak!
  2. My career. I’m overworked or dissatisfied!
  3. My social life. Way too much drama!
  4. My self-care routine. I’ve been slacking on it.
2. Which of these random things do you think captures your energy best?
  1. Single red rose
  2. Cup of tea
  3. Match
  4. Ornate mirror
  5. Handful of confetti
  6. Tree
3. What would you say is your best quality?
  1. My big heart.
  2. My strong work ethic.
  3. My maturity & responsibility.
  4. My emotional composure.
  5. My creativity.
4. If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?
  1. A sweet rom-com
  2. An intense drama
  3. A wild thriller
  4. An epic fantasy
5. On a scale from stable to unhinged, where would you fall right now?
  1. Totally stable. 😇
  2. More on the stable side, but slightly unhinged.
  3. More on the unhinged side, but still a little stable.
  4. Completely unhinged. 🤪
6. What’s your most toxic trait?
  1. I fall in love way too deeply & way too fast.
  2. I bottle up my emotions until they bubble over.
  3. When I’m stressed, I lose my cool at the little things.
  4. I procrastinate on my goals, then panic about it.
  5. I overwork myself until I’m totally burnt out.
7. Do you usually crash out in public or in private?
  1. Private. I’ll lose my cool, but not in front of anyone!
  2. Public. I usually snap because of something someone else does.
  3. Ehh, I’ve done both.
8. Which artist would you want to provide the soundtrack to your crash out?
  1. Taylor Swift
  2. Ariana Grande
  3. Justin Bieber
  4. Charli XCX
  5. Chappell Roan
  6. Beyoncé
9. What are you most afraid of?
  1. Not finding my soulmate.
  2. Not being financially successful.
  3. Not being seen for my real self.
  4. Not achieving my career goals.
  5. Not discovering my true purpose.
10. Finally, if you were a weather phenomenon, what would you be?
  1. Rain
  2. Tornado
  3. Snow
  4. Lightning strike
  5. Wind
  6. Sunshine

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Are You About to Crash Out?

In online slang, "crashing out" means losing your cool and doing something a little impulsive or unhinged, usually because you've been pushed to your limit. For example, if you go through a devastating break-up and then make the decision to cut your own microbangs at 3 a.m., that would be crashing out. Or, if you're having an awful day when everything is going wrong, and then the barista hands you the wrong drink and you yell at them in front of everyone, that would also be crashing out.

In this quiz, we predict how you'll crash out based on your answers to a few simple questions. Remember, it's all in good fun—we don't actually think you're about to have an unhinged crash out episode! Here are your possible results and what they mean:


An Impulsive Hair Decision
You've been going through an emotional time lately. Maybe you're in the midst of a devastating breakup, maybe you've got a big crush on someone who doesn't like you back, or maybe you're fed up with the dismal state of the dating market. Bottom line, you've been having love troubles, and you're itching for a change that will make things feel different. We think you'll have the classic crash out of spurned lovers: a wild and impulsive hair decision! Maybe you'll try to cut your own microbangs with the kitchen scissors at 3 a.m. Or, maybe you'll dye your hair blue, or pink, or neon green. Will this actually change the state of your love life? Probably not. But is it a fun, (relatively) harmless way to shake things up? You bet! Hair grows back, after all. 💇‍♀️


A Major Shopping Spree
You're a responsible, thrifty, and hard-working person. Props to you, but no one can have it this together all the time! After being so mature and frugal for so long, we think you'll have a very understandable crash out: you'll let loose and go on a major shopping spree. Maybe you'll buy a bunch of new clothes in an online ordering frenzy in the middle of the night. Or, maybe you'll finally bite the bullet and buy the disgustingly overpriced espresso machine or electronic gadget you've been eyeing for months. Whatever the case, you're (temporarily) saying goodbye to your restraint for once. Hey, we don't blame you! Why else are you working so hard? As long as you don't make it a habit, you deserve to splurge every once in a while! 💸


A Dramatic Social Media Storytime
You're usually a put-together person who keeps details of your private life to yourself. Your social media profiles are perfectly curated and aesthetically pleasing—not messy or chaotic. But you've been under a lot of stress lately, and people are seriously testing you! Maybe your friends are being shady or dramatic, or maybe people who don't even know you are gossiping and saying untrue things. Whatever the case, we think your crash out will be a super long, 10+ part social media storytime setting the record straight. You'll say goodbye to your usual composure and spill all the tea—for everyone in the world to see. Hey, we don't blame you! Go ahead and speak your truth. ☕️


An Unhinged Public Meltdown
You've been stressed out and working super hard lately. When you're stretched this thin, you're liable to snap at some point! We think your crash out will be a public spat with a stranger. Maybe you'll be in a rush to get your caffeine hit before work or school, and another customer will try to cut you in line at the coffee shop. Normally, you'd let it slide, but not this time! This time, you start a dramatic speech about how no one has any common decency anymore. There might be yelling, there might be tears. There will definitely be people filming. Hey, we feel for you—sometimes you just reach the end of your rope. At least the crash out will be cathartic! 😤


A Wild Career Pivot
You've been feeling pretty bored and dissatisfied lately. Every day feels like a slog, and you're craving a bit of excitement, adventure, or whimsy. We think your crash out will be an, ahem, interesting career choice. Maybe you'll get an offer to join a traveling circus, and you'll slam your laptop shut, put in your two weeks' notice, and start your trapeze lessons. Maybe you'll decide that your true calling is being an ice cream flavor creator, or an underwater explorer, or a rock star, or a tarot card reader. Whatever the case, we're guessing that you'll decide that it's now or never, and go all in. Hey, we don't blame you. You only live once, so you gotta chase your dreams! 🎪


You're not going to crash out!
Woah, did we just find the world's most put-together person? You're completely composed, totally emotionally balanced, and stable. When you feel yourself getting stressed out or overwhelmed, you do the mature thing and take some time to rest and recharge. When emotions are running high, you take a deep breath and talk things out calmly. When you're feeling bored or dissatisfied, you look for reasonable ways to introduce some variety into your life. Long story short, in a world of unhinged people, you're decidedly hinged. Give yourself a pat on the back—this is truly impressive!

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