What Member of Dispatch's Z-Team Am I?

Step into the SDN office to discover your superhero identity!

Welcome to the SDN Network! You've been hired on as a working superhero...but which working superhero are you, exactly?

Answer our questions, and we'll calculate which bad-to-the-bone member of the Z-Team (or their allies) is your personality match. Ready...set...go!

A group shot of the characters from Dispatch.

Questions Overview

1. You're a new member of the Z-Team. What superpower would you wield?
  1. Telekinesis (moving things with my mind)
  2. Elasticity (stretching my body like rubber)
  3. Soul manipulation (being able to control people's souls)
  4. Clairvoyance (supernaturally enhanced perception)
  5. Sound manipulation (being able to control sound waves)
  6. Time distortion (being able to slow down or speed up time)
  7. Luck (what can I say? I'm just lucky)
  8. Size manipulation (changing my size at will)
2. As a superhero, what's your main SDN stat?
  1. Combat. I've got attack power!
  2. Intellect. I'm a smarty pants!
  3. Vigor. I have all the stamina!
  4. Charisma. I have personality!
  5. Mobility. I'm fast and furious!
3. You're putting together your superhero look! Pick the main color for your costume:
  1. Blue
  2. Green
  3. Violet
  4. Red
  5. Orange
  6. Black
  7. Gold
  8. White
  9. Brown
  10. Silver
  11. Iridescent
  12. Yellow
4. Now, what accessory or gadget do you pair with your superhero costume?
  1. An extra-strong shield.
  2. An unbreakable rope.
  3. A pair of attachable wings.
  4. A pair of brass knuckles.
  5. A mask to disguise myself.
  6. A set of night vision goggles.
  7. A pair of fashionable boots.
  8. I don't need accessories.
5. Are you more of a hero...or an antihero?
  1. Hero, 100%.
  2. Antihero.
  3. Somewhere in the middle.
  4. Neither, I'm just a person.
6. The SDN office is under attack! How do you react?
  1. Protect my coworkers as best I can!
  2. Watch the security cams to plan my counterattack.
  3. Destroy as many bad guys as I can!
  4. Stay in the shadows and wait for an opportunity to strike.
  5. Rally my team and lead the charge into battle!
  6. Try to negotiate with the attackers. Let's solve this peacefully!
7. As a superhero, what motivates you to finish each mission?
  1. That paycheck, baby!
  2. Making a name for myself.
  3. Helping people.
  4. Taking down bad guys.
  5. Improving my powers.
  6. Making the world a better place!
8. Do you take orders or directions well?
  1. No, I'm more of a leader.
  2. Yes, I do things by the book.
  3. I take orders...when they make sense.
  4. I'm unpredictable. Maybe I'll listen, maybe I won't!
  5. I don't do "orders." Pretty sure I know best!
  6. What orders? I work alone.
9. Which positive traits would you brag about on your superhero resume?
  1. My logic and knowledge
  2. My heartiness and resilience
  3. My charm and flair
  4. My strength and courage
  5. My compassion and selflessness
  6. My confidence and chill
10. And finally, which less-desirable trait would you leave OFF your superhero resume?
  1. My impulsiveness
  2. My pride
  3. My rebelliousness
  4. My ruthlessness
  5. My lack of tact
  6. My fearfulness

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What does my Dispatch character say about me?

There's something to love about every member of the Z-Team in Dispatch, so don't worry too much about results; all of them say something great about you! That said, if you're curious, here are the potential quiz results and what each of them means:


You're Robert Robertson III!
There's no doubt about it: you've got a heart of gold! You can be tough and no-nonsense, but there's a ton of compassion and selflessness inside you, too. You'll get real with people, but you'll also care for them to the best of your abilities. And even when the world's many troubles get you down, you'll never stop fighting for a better tomorrow. That's just the kind of noble person you are! Funny and nonchalant on the surface, but all the care in the world inside you. Go you!


You're Blonde Blazer!
You're pretty much as good as "good" can be. Like the benevolent Blazer, you're courageous, kind, and disarmingly genuine! Sure, you can be a little bit silly sometimes, but that just adds to your charm. You try to do the best you can in any situation, and you're respectful of everyone around you. You crave authentic connections; even if you can't always show it, you want people to get to know the real you—as well you should, because the real you is amazing!


You're Invisigal!
Snarky and independent? Check. Born to be a villain? Not so much! Like Visi, you're a lone wolf. You take pride in being self-sufficient and getting things done on your own terms. But deep down, like every wolf, you want to find your "pack"...and once you do, you're totally ride or die! On the outside, you're always ready with a sarcastic quip. On the inside, you're a softie who totally cares (but don't tell anyone!). And sure, you've got a rebellious streak—but that just adds to your cool factor!


You're Flambae!
You've got that "too cool for school" vibe, and you aren't afraid to show it. It might be a little on the nose to say you've got a fiery disposition...but it's true! Like Dispatch's lovable firestarter, you're proud, confident, and impulsive; you follow your gut, sometimes before really thinking about it too much, but your gut usually leads you where you need to go in the end. You can be a little aggressive sometimes—but hey, you're someone who knows what you want, and will totally go for it!


You're Prism!
Look under the word "Diva" in the dictionary, and there's definitely a picture of you (right next to Prism, that is)! You're chic, charismatic, and totally magnetic; you know how to draw people's eyes, and you're comfortable flexing that ability. That's because you were pretty much born for the spotlight! Whatever your talents, whether you're pop star material like Prism or you've got another claim to fame, you broadcast them loud and proud—as you should!


You're Punch Up!
You're a straight-shooter, through and through! Like everyone's favorite strong man, you say what you mean and mean what you say. There's no point mincing words, right? And even though you're not afraid to get your hands dirty, you've got a code of honor to stick to; it's important to have principles! Beyond that, you're hardy and resilient. There's pretty much nothing in the world that could break you, and you sure know it!


You're Malevola!
The other members of the Z-Team might have issues galore, but you...to quote a popular TikTok meme, you seem pretty self-actualized! You're level-headed and calm; among your friends, you're definitely the "rock" that keeps them all grounded. There's a maturity about you that's easy to admire, and a sense of stability that probably puts the people around you at ease. All in all, you're the well-rounded anchor that everyone needs in their life, so keep on being you!


You're Golem!
You are a chill king (or queen, or monarch), and people love you for it! You've got mellow, easygoing vibes for days, you're unfailingly polite, and you're great at diffusing the tension in a room before it gets too intense. Sure, you could leap into action if you had to, but honestly, you're happiest when you can kick back, relax, and enjoy life. In short, you're someone who appreciates the simple things—and we love that for you!


You're Sonar!
You're smart...and you know it. You love projecting a savvy, in-the-know persona—and to be fair, you are genuinely really savvy and knowledgeable! You're lowkey a bit of a perfectionist, and you don't like messing up, so it's a good thing it doesn't happen often. Like Sonar, you've got brains for days; you're intensely proud of your intellect (and you make sure everyone knows it), but that doesn't stop you from being a totally lovable goofball, too!


You're CoupƩ!
There's more to you than meets the eye. On the surface, you can be cold and calculating; you take pride in your precision and your ability to get things done, no matter what it takes. But you're also lovably eccentric, and people who stick around start to see all the warmth that's hidden inside you. You're intensely protective of your family and friends, and—spoiler alert—you're a bit of a romantic, too! So embrace everything that you are, because if you ask us, you're pretty great!


You're Waterboy!
You're a total cutie! Like Waterboy, you're shy and sweet, and maybe prone to a little social anxiety here and there—but honestly, that's super relatable. And despite your fears, you're an incredibly earnest, hardworking person! You're kind to everyone, and you always put 100% into what you do, even if you're feeling unsure of yourself. You want to feel like you belong...and trust us, you do. There's a "Z-Team" out there for everyone, and you'll find yours if you haven't already!


You're Phenomaman!
No, you're not an alien from a faraway planet, but you've got Phenomaman vibes in all the most important ways; you're confident, kind, and surprisingly gentle! Sure, you might encounter some social awkwardness here and there (hey, understanding idioms isn't for everyone), but that's all part of the lovable package. Despite your obvious strength, there's a lot of softness and sweetness inside you; you wear your heart on your sleeve and always do your best to make the people in your life feel loved!

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