Sans Undertale Dating Sim
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So you’ve taken a liking to the wisecracking, mysterious, half-of-a-dynamic-skeleton-duo Internet darling Sans Undertale! (Yes, we know. His last name isn’t actually Undertale). You will have to give it everything you've got to uncover the depths Sans hides behind his laid-back, lazybones personality. Can you build something that you might call “love” or will he forever hold you at arm's length?

Meet Some Tumblr Sexymen
Tumblr, a site known for its intense fan activities and unconventional bonding events, has generated a phenomenon known as the “Tumblr Sexyman.” This title usually denotes an unconventionally attractive character who nevertheless manages to tug the heartstrings of swaths of people. Sans is one exemplar of a Tumblr Sexyman, but read on to get to know more of them below!
The Once-ler
The main antagonist of the 2012 Dr. Seuss adaptation The Lorax, the Once-ler burst onto the scene with his villain song and has forever been ingrained in the Internet’s (or at least Tumblr’s) mind. With his boyish face, green pinstripe suit, and silhouette-defining top hat, how could anyone resist buying a Thneed from the Once-ler?
Bill Cipher
Tumblr Sexymen tend to have an antagonistic streak, and Bill Cipher is no exception. The villain of the acclaimed animated series Gravity Falls, Bill is literally a yellow triangle with arms, legs, a top hat, and a bow tie. This doesn’t stop his unfailing charisma and derangement from coming through at all, however, making him a prime Sexyman candidate.
Venom
Yes, Venom as in the alien symbiote in the Spider-Man universe. Despite (or, for some, in light of) his frightening appearance and parasitic tendencies, Venom’s complex personality and unlikely bond with Eddie in the 2018 film Venom has garnered him quite a fanbase.
Nick Wilde
There’s no denying that Nick Wilde, the anthropomorphic fox from Disney’s Zootopia, has charm; he is originally a con man, after all. However, after teaming up with police officer Judy Hopps and becoming a compassionate teammate, Nick’s cool is enhanced by his newfound heroism. There’s no wonder he has a place among the Sexymen!
Bowser
Bowser of Super Mario fame is more than just a princess kidnapper, but also an unconventional heartthrob! If you take into account the fact that he’s royalty, quite powerful, and very determined, it’s easier to see how these traits all have a positive sheen to them. Perhaps the day he gives up Princess Peach will be the day he becomes truly eligible.
As one of the most iconic Tumblr Sexyman of all time, Sans embodies everything about the special title with his unconventional charm and anti-hero antics. Are you up for the challenge of truly getting to know him with our dating sim above?


