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I do my best to be a calm person, but I'm not going to lie...the universe tests me quite often. Everyone has their personal pet peeves (little behaviors that drive you nuts), and these are my 104 biggest offenders. Read on to see if your personal pet peeves make the cut!

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People Who Don’t Use Turn Signals

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  1. “Oh, you’re turning here? If only there were a magical button you could press to let me know you intend to abruptly redirect the 2,000 pounds of steel you’re piloting at 30 mph.”
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Chalkboard Squeaking

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  1. Everything about chalk is miserable. The texture is gross, it smells weird, and it falls apart and leaves crumbs everywhere. But that squeak noise it makes across the board is so deeply unsettling.
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Talking During the Movie

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  1. There’s nothing worse than being enraptured by a story only to be pulled out of it because some goofball three rows behind you wants to crack a joke.
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Spam Letters

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  1. Getting mail is so much fun. Letters are old school and novel to receive, so it’s kind of annoying when 80% of the stuff you take out of your mailbox is just random junk you don’t even have to bother opening. It’s so wasteful, too!
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Leaving Cabinet Doors Open

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  1. It’s probably so offensive because it’s so easy to just not do this. Just close cabinets after you open them, people!
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Mean Dog Walkers

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  1. People who don’t pick up after their dog are gross. People who tug on their dog when they’re just trying to sniff something peacefully are gross. People who don’t control their large dog when it jumps at other people on the sidewalk are gross. If you have a dog, walk it like a normal person.
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People Who Don’t Say “Thank You”

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  1. It’s just annoying to watch someone go through life just completely failing to follow basic etiquette.
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Warm Pop

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  1. The gap between a refreshing, cold can of Coke and a stale, old lukewarm sip of Coke is basically the Grand Canyon.
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Cold Coffee

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  1. You know that feeling when you pick up a cup of coffee you brewed 30 minutes ago and take a sip, expecting it to still be warm, but discover that it’s cold? Yeah, that’s the worst.
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Commonly Misspelled Words

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  1. Everyone has their own triggers when it comes to spelling mistakes, but it feels like there are a handful of spelling/grammar mistakes that are universally despised. For example:
    • “They’re,” “their,” and “there”
    • “Alot” instead of “a lot”
    • “To” and “too”
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Slow Walkers

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  1. Anyone who’s been in a busy downtown area or trying to make a flight on time is probably getting heated just thinking about this one. There’s nothing worse than some lazy lookie-lou taking a calm stroll right in front of you when you have somewhere to be.
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Company-Speak

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  1. “Yeah, we’ll table this and circle back around to loop in the other team so we can leverage our team alignment on the values and deliver for the shareholders and stakeholders…” Or…we could just talk like normal people?
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Texting While Crossing a Street

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  1. There’s no way that text message convo is more important than not dying. Just put the phone down!
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Cashier Donation Buttons

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  1. Look, I just wanted to buy a donut. I don’t know why I’m now being asked to contribute to a corporate tax write-off scheme that involves donating money they never raised themselves.
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Double-Parked Cars

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  1. Bonus points if there’s a parking spot or open area at the end of the block they totally could have used without blocking people.
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Obsessive Pen Cap Clicking

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  1. It’s just one of those little fidget maneuvers that can really drive a person insane if the person doesn’t stop.
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Thigh Sweat

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  1. You know that super uncomfortable feeling when your thighs are sticky and your underwear bunch up? Warm weather is awesome, but the thigh sweat phenomenon really takes the joy out of a nice summer day.
23

Bad Park Jobs

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  1. You know when a car is parked in a way that prevents another car from being able to park? Or how about those people who ignore the yellow lines in the parking lot at the grocery store? Annoying. The whole lot ‘o them.
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Persistent Itches

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  1. When that itchy sensation just won’t go away? Huge pet peeve. It’s annoying and not even that satisfying to scratch.
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Funny Bites

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  1. It’s when you go to take a big, delicious bite out of something and your teeth close in a goofy way that makes you cringe. Absolutely brutal feeling. There’s even that half second where you think, “Oh man, did I just crack a tooth?” Ugh.
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Automatic Tips

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  1. We don’t mind tipping, but don’t sneak a little automatic tip onto the bottom of the bill and then not tell us so we might accidentally tip twice.
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Knee Bouncing

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  1. You know when a table starts vibrating, and then you notice your friend bouncing their knee up and down like they’re trying to traumatize an imaginary baby on their thigh?
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Ammonia Fumes

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  1. It’s just not a good scent. It tickles the nose hairs in an unpleasant way, and you encounter it way too often when you go into recently-cleaned public bathrooms.
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Things in Your Teeth

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  1. It’s not too bad if there’s a toothpick nearby, but it happens most often at restaurants, which means you’re forced to rub your teeth repeatedly with your tongue in the hopes that you get that random chunk of broccoli out of your molars.
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32

Standing when the Plane Lands

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  1. Just why? You aren’t going to get off the plane any faster, and all you’re doing is making it more difficult for other people to get into the aisle and grab their bags.
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People Who Play Music on the Train

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  1. It’s not even fun to listen to music out loud when you’re on a super loud train, so why are you doing it? The phone speaker players are almost even more offensive than the boom box guys; you’re not even listening to a high quality version of the song!?
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34

Instagram Food Photographers

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  1. We totally get it if we’re talking about a once-in-a-lifetime wagyu filet or something, but if we see you pull the camera out at the dime-a-dozen gastropub with a $20 burger, we’re going to silently judge.
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One-Uppers

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  1. You know those people who always need to outdo everyone else? You tell a story about a fun vacation you had in Mexico, and now they’re talking nonstop about how Argentina is soooo much better and dreamier…just the worst.
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Rubberneckers

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  1. A “rubbernecker” is a driver who slows down whenever they see a crash on the side of the road so they can look at it. We don’t know why these people are so intrigued by cars with minor dents in them, but they’re a huge source of traffic jams.[1]
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Bad Tippers

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  1. If you can’t afford to tip your server, you can’t afford to go out to eat. Unless the service was truly terrible, go ahead and tip. At least a little bit.
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Silverware Scraping

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  1. Picture in your head the sound of two forks scraping against one another. It’s unpleasant, right? We think so too.
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41

The Feeling of Sticky Dust

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  1. It feels like this stuff collects on top of doors and baseboards. You know the weird gunk you run into when you’re cleaning? It’s like a sticky, gooey dust material? We don’t know what it is per se, but it’s pretty gross.
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Gate Lice

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  1. “Gate lice” are the people at airports who stand right in front of the gate so they can get on the plane as fast as possible. They’re annoying for a few reasons:
    • First, if you aren’t boarding group 1, you have zero business standing there.
    • Second, it’s weird you’re so motivated to get on the plane as fast as possible. Just sitting on a plane is miserable, so you should seek to minimize your overall time on it.
    • Finally, this is functionally identical to just blocking a door. If people are being forced to walk around you, it’s a good sign you should move.
43

People Who Don’t Know Their Order

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  1. You stood in line for like ten minutes! Why are you waiting until you reach the register to even consider what you want to eat?
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Needing an App for Everything

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  1. Want to park on a public street? Download an app. Checking in for a doctor’s appointment? Do it on their app. Got a problem with your apartment and want the landlord to take a look? Use their managerial app. It’s so exhausting!
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People Who Borrow Stuff and Keep It

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  1. You borrowed it! Give it back!
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Chronically Late Friends

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  1. It’s not a crime to be late every now and then. But when you’re chronically late, people start lying to you about the start time of stuff because they need you to actually show up on time. Annoying.
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Using “Literally” But Meaning “Not Literally”

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  1. No, you are not “literally starving,” you’re just very hungry. You’re not “literally unable to sleep,” you’re just having trouble going to bed.
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Airplane Seat Recliners

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  1. The seat should only ever be reclined if the person behind you is asleep or there’s nobody sitting behind you in the first place. We all know this. So it’s especially annoying when someone pops down in front of you and immediately reclines as far as the seat can go. You’re violating the social contract, Mr. or Ms. Airplane Seat Recliner.
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Speakerphone Callers

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  1. The speakerphone is meant to be used when you have someone sitting next to you IRL and the phone call pertains to both of you. It’s not meant to be a way to annoy strangers in public by forcing them to listen to your call.
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52

Not Refilling Ice Trays

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  1. There’s an unwritten rule in life that if you take the last one of something and you’re able to replace it for other people, you do it. This applies to toilet paper rolls, pots of coffee, and yes…ice trays. If you take the last ice cube, go fill it up with water and put it back.
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Public Bathroom Terrorists

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  1. These creatures come in several forms, including, but not limited to:
    • People who pee on the toilet seat.
    • People who don’t flush.
    • People who talk on a phone while using the bathroom.
    • People who don’t wash their hands.
    • People who take way too long to wash their hands while there’s a line for the sink.
    • People who violate the bro code by occupying the urinal right next to you.
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Autocorrect Ruining Swear Words

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  1. Not once in anyone’s life have they meant to use the word “duck” as often as autocorrect thinks they do.
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Wobbly Restaurant Tables

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  1. If you own a business that serves food to people, you should have places to put that food that don’t rock and back and forth whenever someone sets their elbow down on the table.
57

“This Could Have Been an Email” Meetings

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  1. Fun fact (well, not so fun if you own the company), pointless meetings cost businesses as much as $100 million a year.[2]
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Door-to-Door Salesmen

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  1. This isn’t 1930. Why are you showing up to my door and trying to talk to me about my internet provider at 3 pm on a Tuesday?!
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Wobbly Phone Charger Ports

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  1. Ever had a phone and/or charger where it would only charge your phone if you left the charger in the port at the perfect angle? Nobody deserves the anxiety that comes with plugging a phone like this in for the night and praying it doesn’t die before your alarm needs to go off.
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Forgetting to Brush Your Teeth

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  1. When you lie down and realize you forgot your toothbrush, you have two options…and they’re both terrible. Either you can stay in bed and wake up with a yucky mouth, or you can get out of your bed after finally lying down in your comfy bed.
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Pets Who Can’t Figure Out Where to Go

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  1. You ever open the door for a cat or dog and they just look at you like you’re the crazy one? Come on guys, get it together. You don’t even have jobs, the least you could do is figure out where you want to hang out.
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Chronic Plan Cancellers

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  1. Stuff comes up, but when you cancel so often that it becomes an inside joke among your friends, you’re really just bugging everyone.
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Drawer Jams

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  1. Bonus points if you forget what you’re looking for in the first place because you have to stop and deal with the drawer jam.
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Plot Spoilers

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  1. A lot of people get so excited about movies, books, and shows that they can’t help but talk about the plot while revealing key details. We appreciate the enthusiasm, but maybe people are planning on watching that thing that just came out five seconds ago.
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Streaming Services

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  1. It was cool at first. No ads, a cheap monthly price, and you could watch a ton of stuff. But these days, there are ads, it’s not cheap, and you need six different subscriptions to watch the stuff you want to see. We got rid of cable just to reinvent cable. No thanks.
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QR Code Menus

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  1. We’re firmly with the boomers and elder millennials on this one: physical menus are so much better than QR code menus. We get that it’s easier for the restaurant to update their menu this way, but come on…being forced to pull out your phone right when you sit down for dinner is such a bad vibe.
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Video Buffering

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  1. It’s even worse when you know the internet is totally fine and it just feels like YouTube is messing with you.
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Emoji Adults

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  1. We’re talking about the people who throw thirty 😂 emojis after mundane jokes. People who comment “💯” instead of just saying how they feel. Just use normal words! Like an adult! Which you are!
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Cookie Selection Menus

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  1. No, not chocolate chip…we’re talking about the aggressive pop-ups that ask you if it’s okay for a website to track everything you do on your computer. It’s an insane question, and we’re just going to hit the “deny all” button anyways…
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Needing to Pee Right When You Lie Down

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  1. It feels like no matter how much effort you put into trying to take a leak right before you go to bed, the need to pee always pops right back up whenever you get under the covers. It’s so annoying.
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Super Bright Headlights

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  1. Who invented these comically bright headlights? They blind you out of nowhere, and they make driving at night a total nightmare. Bonus points if they’re in an SUV or truck and you’re driving a normal car. Just truly mind-numbingly frustrating.
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Knuckle Cracking

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  1. Ah, nothing sends chills up the spine quite like the sound of air bubbles trapped in the synovial fluid inside of someone’s joints escaping in a snapping noise while they bend their fingers like they’re trying to break them.
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Paywalls for Mundane Content

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  1. Look, if you’re a highly technical scientific journal locking expensively-funded studies behind a paywall, we get it. We don’t like it, but we get it. But if we click on a local news link to see what the changes to the parking meters are going to be for the city’s 4th of July festivities, you have zero business trying to block the content behind a paywall.
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Robot Customer Service Menus

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  1. We just want to talk to a human being who can help us…some of these robo-menus take up to 15 minutes to get through! It’s insane! Also, if you remove the trick where slamming the “0” button takes you to a real person, we’re especially mad at you.
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Porch Piracy

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  1. It’s usually not the end of the world because whoever sent you the product is often obliged to replace it, but it is pretty annoying that certain jerks out there think it’s okay to take your stuff.
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81

Burning the Roof of Your Mouth

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  1. This one is especially frustrating because you normally burn your mouth when you’re super hungry and the food looks especially good.
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Leaving Lights On

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  1. If you’re leaving lights on in rooms after you leave, all you’re doing is wasting energy and driving the power bill up!
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“The Customer Is Always Right”

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  1. It’s a dumb quote meant to justify bad behavior. It’s also incorrect—the full quote is actually “The customer is always right in matters of taste.” Which is to say, if you want to buy a purple refrigerator, it shouldn’t really matter that you have insane preferences for the color to the salesman.[3]
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84

Driving Cell Phone Users

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  1. You are literally in control of a giant metal container that weighs thousands of pounds and can generate enough power to drive through a brick wall. Now is not the time to flip through Instagram or reply to a text.
86

Missing Delivery Items

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  1. The stuff you ordered—whether it’s food, clothes, or furniture—travels miles and miles to come to your front door and then ... something is missing. It’s a bad feeling and there’s never a good or easy remedy to the problem that doesn’t involve you putting some effort in.
87

Doctor Office Wait Times

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  1. Your appointment is for 3 pm. You are told to show up 15 minutes early to complete paperwork. You get there at 2:30 pm to give yourself time… Why is the nurse calling your name at 3:30!?
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88

Shoelaces That Keep Coming Untied

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  1. Why do some laces just refuse to stay tied? Is there a material difference between different types of shoelaces? Am I being punished by the universe for refusing to wear Crocs?
89

A Rock in Your Shoe

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  1. The real mystery is how the rock ended up there in the first place. It makes you question your understanding of everything you know about shoes.
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91

TV Commercial Volumes

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  1. We don’t think we’re being dramatic when we say whoever came up with the idea to raise the volume of advertisements to be louder than whatever show you’re watching should be in jail.
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92

Gas Prices Including a Fraction

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  1. How are you charging me 9/10 of a penny at the pump, and why can’t you just round up or down instead? It feels like a lot of effort must go into this, which seems like a cultural misallocation of resources.
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Read Receipts with No Reply

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  1. If you see my text, surely that means you’re about to reply, right? …Right?!
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People Who Use “OCD” as a Personality Trait

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  1. Obsessive-compulsive disorder is a serious condition that can make life difficult. So it’s a bit insulting to people with OCD when you describe yourself as being “so OCD” just because you like to maintain a clean home.
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People Who Leave Trash Behind

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  1. Just pick up after yourself. It’s the first thing we learn as kids—if you make a mess, you’re responsible for it. Stop littering, stop leaving empty pop cans on theater seats, and if you smoke cigarettes, don’t toss the butts on the ground.
97

Line Cutters

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  1. The line is sacred. It’s a tiny reminder that human beings really are capable of achieving great things through mutual respect and cooperation. So when someone cuts in line, it feels like a real violation.
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98

Talkative Dentists

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  1. Your fingers are literally in my mouth. Why are you asking me questions about my weekend plans?
99

Mosquitoes

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  1. There’s a popular belief that every animal and creature fulfills its own special role in the ecosystem. It really feels like that’s not true of mosquitoes.
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101

Those Rotating Bathroom Cloths

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  1. Look, the air dryers are great. The rolls of paper towels you pull off are also great. Both work fine. You know what we don’t need? A weird infinite loop of semi-damp cloth. It’s great that it’s better for the environment, but boy does that thing feel gross.
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102

False Popular Beliefs

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  1. You know what we’re talking about—those popular claims that sound kind of true based on stuff you might have heard somewhere, but it turns out they’re totally made up? Yeah, annoying. Popular (false) conclusions include:
    • You eat X number of spiders in your sleep every year (you don’t).[4]
    • Your brain isn’t fully developed until 25 (your brain grows well into your 30s).[5]
    • We only use 10% of our brains (we use all of them).[6]
    • Sugar makes kids hyper (it doesn’t).[7]
    • You have to wait 24 hours to file a missing person’s report (a few lazy cops made this up one time and everyone thinks it’s true now).[8]
    • Blood is blue inside of your body—it turns red when exposed to air (blood is red everywhere).[9]
103

Online Slang Use IRL

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  1. “Preggers,” “doggo,” “pog champ,” “kappa,” none of this stuff deserves to be uttered out loud. Keep it on your Twitch streams and Reddit threads, people.
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104

“LOL” Liars

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  1. We can tell you aren’t actually laughing out loud, Doug. The joke wasn’t even that good. Don’t lie to us in the group thread with your false claims of laughter.


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This article was co-authored by wikiHow staff writer, Eric McClure. Eric McClure is an editing fellow at wikiHow where he has been editing, researching, and creating content since 2019. A former educator and poet, his work has appeared in Carcinogenic Poetry, Shot Glass Journal, Prairie Margins, and The Rusty Nail. His digital chapbook, The Internet, was also published in TL;DR Magazine. He was the winner of the Paul Carroll award for outstanding achievement in creative writing in 2014, and he was a featured reader at the Poetry Foundation’s Open Door Reading Series in 2015. Eric holds a BA in English from the University of Illinois at Chicago, and an MEd in secondary education from DePaul University. This article has been viewed 2,312 times.
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